Small Town Throws Pride Parade For Only Gay Resident
FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"
The Onion Song
Study: Alzheimer's Patients Say They Do Not Have Alzheimer's
Man Who Shit Pants In Grade School Awarded Purple Heart
Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar
Is The Government Spying On Schizophrenics Enough?
Four American Troops Tragically Killed Along With 23 Afghanis
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Army Holds Annual Bring Your Daughter To War Day
Here's Why You're Wrong
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Onion Explains: The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex
Memorial Honors Victims Of Imminent Dam Disaster
FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'
Search Crews Continue To Look For Obviously Dead Hikers
Town's Teen-Pregnancy Spike Due To One Impressive Youth